I was chatting to a friend on Skype at the same time as I had a chat open to the manservant who was in Australia being the astro-dweeb. I wrote to my friend "I hope I don't get confused and tell the manservant that I bought a new pair of shoes and talk dirty to you"…
Because, while the cat's away the mouse will shop……. my fingers had skipped through the Zappos website and bought a new pair of shoes for my sad feet. They are sensible & sturdy walking shoes - I will probably never wear sexy stilettos again!
The manservant missed all the excitement of last week – both the election and the final removal of a cast – but he is back on US soil tonight (Los Angeles) – laden down with Cadbury chocolate and Mudgee honey which I will start hoeing into tomorrow night.