I have a fantastic bruise going from my armpit to my elbow on the underside of my arm. I don't have a bruise on my shoulder at all. I have no marks, grazes or bruises on either hand.
The photo is not very good because I am doing it left-handed and because the upper part of my arm will not separate itself from my body: (and it hurt to move my forearm too):
I must have fallen with my right arm outstretched and upwards in a type of Roman salute. I've landed on the underside of the upper arm and when it came into contact with cold hard tiles it was forced further upwards and backwards and I felt the bone doing something it was not designed to do.
I reaslised today that I can not shave under either arm: the right one because I can't move the arm out far enough from the body to get a razor in; the left because I can't use my right arm… I did make a rough pass under the left arm with the razor in my left hand … I was very cautious as I imagined a whole new injury doing that.
I think that's definitive then – I can not go back to work until I can shave under my arms. Oh, and until I figure out how to put lipstick on neatly using my left hand!