Letter of Recommendation

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I received this in an email this morning:

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION
 
 
1        Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2        hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3        wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4        thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

5        finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6        measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7        breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8        vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9        knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10      classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11      dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12      promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13      executed as soon as possible.
 
 
Addendum……
The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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17 responses

  1. Now that is a good one and sounds like what many people would love to do to a pain in the bottom person they work with just too complicated to do off the top of ones head! but very entertaining

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