This is my latest diet aid:
On the fridge (whose fingerprints are they?):
If I could find the key I wouldn't need the note on the freezer:
On the microwave in case I get something past the fridge & freezer signs:
On the goodie cupboard:
My eldest son is getting married in December and I do not want to be the blimp in the group photos!
We have supplies of fattening things in our freezer and cupboard for whenever friends drop in but I have no willpower and I turn into my own "friend" way too often. So…. over the last few days we have been using up a lot of the "bad" stuff – along the lines that if it's not available it can't be eaten and thoughts that our friends don't need it either!
The manservant got ice-cream out of the freezer and said: "I'm told a lot of coffee icecream helps with weight loss".
What I heard: a lot of copulation ……..