The astro-dweeb will be giving a talk in Hawaii in a few days time so I was going through packing options with him.
Me: Do you have one of those collared shirts – the green or the blue?
Him: Um, you know, I was thinking that as this is in Hawaii, I might buy a Hawaiian shirt.
Him: Not a normal Hawaiian shirt – a high end Hawaiian shirt!
Surely there is no such thing as a "high end" Hawaiian shirt!!!