Got these in an email and thought they were funny enough to share:…
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She responded: "No peer pressure".
I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine;
take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded and subject to blackouts.
I have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.